AUSSIE KISS: Similar to French kiss, but given down under.



BEER COAT: Invincible but warm coat, worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am in the morning.



BEER COMPASS: Invincible device that ensures safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you are too boozed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you came from.



BEER TAXI: Ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember. i.e., I don’t remember how I got home last night; I must have taken the beer taxi.



BREAKING THE SEAL: Your first piss at the bar, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeated visits to the toilet is required every 10 to 15 minutes for the rest of the night.



DRINK LINK: Morden name for the ATM machine – Named so because it is normal to visit one before going out to booze.



FRIGMAROLE: Unnecessary time-consuming foreplay



MUMBLER: An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans. I.e., you can see the ‘lips’ moving, but you can’t quite make out what they are saying.



NBR (No Beer Required): Someone you can chat up in a bar instantly. Opposite of 10 Pinter.



TEN PINTER: Someone you can chat up in a bar after drinking at least 10 pints of beer.



SPERM WAIL or SPERMISM: A verbal outburst during male orgasm.



SWAMP DONKEY: An unattractive woman.



TITANIC:  A lady who goes down first time out.



VAGINA DECLINER: A homosexual.


UP ON BLOCKS: Menstruating. I.e., out of action. Like a car in the workshop.




MYSTERY BUS: The bus that arrives early at the bar and picks up all the unattractive women and replaces them with attractive ones when you’re taking a piss after your tenth pint.



MYSTERY TAXI: The taxi that arrives early in the morning and picks up the stunner in your bed and replaces her with a ten Pinter.



CIGARRETTE: A death stick with fire at one end and a fool on the other.